a guest list from a friend in another zip code:

1. checkbook
2. wallet
3. tarot card deck
4. an olive green shirt
5. a blue paper parasol, unused, from a Chinese restaurant
6. two squares of nicorette gum from when I used to chew the nasty stuff
7. assorted reciepts bunched up
8. a necklace that flashes if you press a button and it has statue of liberty beads
9. Robert Palmer's "Drive" CD
10. UB40 and the fathers of reggae CD
11. pens
12. cell phone
13. a tube of stuff you use to make miniature balloons, if you blob it on the end of a miniature red straw, which I lost.
14. spare change
15. a small note pad with Holiday Inn insignia
16. a couple of towlettes, from Cumberland Farms
17. a purple plastic comb with a few teeth missing

foods i keep running out of no matter how much i buy of them, or how often:
1. spinach
2. pears

what's in my cocktail:
1. flaxseed meal
2. magnesium
3. cranberry concentrate
4. lemon juice
5. hot water
6. apple cider vinegar

vegetables and fruits i must procure at my earliest convenience
1. pears
2. lemons
3. apples
4. baby spinach
5. kirby cucumbers
6. garlic
7. broccoli
8. cauliflower

condiments " "
1. tahina
2. extra virgin olive oil
3. chicken broth