mothers day
1. apple.
2. banana.
3. watermelon.
4. a few stolen walnuts, toasted.
5. black coffee.
6. receive moronic, bullying reaction from no-talent blow-hard on an online community that surrounds a gender role paradigm that can be lots of fun but is sometimes taken too seriously and inspires rigid, bigoted behavior that would be seen as unacceptable in a heterosexual context.
7. realize it's not about me.
8. receive support from several members of aforementioned list who appreciate my divine self and my version of being in the gender playground spectrum.
8.5. receive "apology" from said bully and know its intention is not clean.
9. determine driving directions to mother's house.
10. feel badly for pestering girlfriend for directions to mother's house.
11. realize: i need petrol.
12. think about stopping at starbucks on the way to mother's house.
13. fix filter from turtle's tank.
14. wash hands carefully with antibiotic cleanser.
15. make mental lists.
16. reject the making of mental lists.
17. proceed with dressing.