today's highlights
1. inserted half of an extremely large organic chicken breast in a ziplock bag and brought it to school.
2. became irate when carping, unattractive, zero-iq woman reiterated the same unimportant administrative complaint over four times and said in my outside voice, "enough already. let it go. let's learn about the law."
3. received snotty, mean remark from her low-iq friend.
4. simmered quietly, plotting revenge.
5. explored cafeteria with two normal-iq adults and procured $1.43 worth of mixed baby green salad with three ("3") tomatoes and mediocre but acceptable ranch dressing.
6. walked to grand central station to resolve metro-north/metro card issue.
7. resolved said issue, learned about potential benefits of mail 'n ride program.
8. purchased 1-liter bottle of dasani brand "purified" water, enhanced with minerals for a pure, fresh taste for .69.
9. utilized free online time at a certain politically correct community center on west thirteenth ("13") street that requires certain data in exchange for computer usage including name, email address, age, color, gender.
10. pondered the legality of requiring such data.
11. felt annoyed at loud, multi-ethnic/multi-gender chatter in cyber room of aforementioned pc community center.
12. viewed frightening cyber-worker out of corner of left eye, reviewing with horror her claw-arm
13. sanitized hands with travel-size bottle of purell antibacterial product.