things that made me crazy mad today
1. that the starbucks i chose to study in smelled like a fucking public toilet.
2. that the fucking public toilet at the starbucks i chose to study in had a broken door lock, and as such, i was prevented from enacting my usual (public) bathroom rituals which include, but are not limited to, (a) cleaning the seat thoroughly with purell and (b) applying three (3) or four (4) protective seat covers.
3. that unruly, invasive children were admitted to this starbucks, on the upper west side of manhattan, and said children created noise pollution while i was trying to learn about the structure of the federal, and other, court systems in our amazing, puzzling country.
4. that two very dirty, probably retarded young boys were admitted to my public transport mode ("ptm") and began making humming, clicking and other highly distracting noises that made reading my newly-purchased copy of thomas moore's "care of the soul" next to impossible.
5. a person i dislike and practically forgot existed re appeared today in one of my life's aspects. said person, a ratlike biped with issues, issued one of the most offending, whining run-on sentences in the history of the modern recovery movement ("mrm"). during and after this "share" i swore to myself i would not, under any circumstances, give her my telephone number and if she asked why? i would simply reiterate the word "no" over and over. this person must be the exception to the rule that states, god is in everyone.

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