what i "did" today
1. attended to menses.
2. received cup of espresso.
3. savored cup of espresso, which turned into a thermos of espresso.
4. dressed, which really meant putting on skanky-ass shirt i wore yesterday.
5. walked to newspaper box on corner.
6. inserted three ("3") quarters.
7. withdrew my copy of the new york times.
8. read my copy of the new york times in company of several snuggly cats.
9. prepared tasty, metabolically-balanced breakfast.
10. checked email while eating tasty, metabolically-balanced breakfast.
11. read more of my copy of the new york times.
12. received telephone call from mother.
13. reviewed mother's golf lesson, wedding attire, experience of yesterday's inclement weather.
14. reviewed life philosophies with younger sibling, made social plans for the weekend.
15. took delicious nap.
16. took delicious shower.
17. heard loud horn-blowing noise coming from outside, felt angry.
18. took bottle of revolting "shav," a passover food, and went downstairs, prepared to pour contents of bottle over offender's car.
19. was met by uninteresting and humorless elderly man, who urged me to call the police.
20. noted that horn-blowing did not have an actual person associated with it.
21. was told by old man to donate the $1.29 that the shav cost to charity, and that it wasn't very nice to pour shav on someone's car.
22. returned to check email.